(Source: pleatedjeans, via humoristics)
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
(via humoristics)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
(via destiny--and--chicken)
(Source: mtv, via heyfunniest)
(via ohmahgods)




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